This is a message from Funky-Flakes-G-Money himself, letting you know that Snow-Fakes.com is where to go to BUY 100% Real North Pole Snowflakes. You won’t get a Yellow Snowflake here!
Sep
04
Snowfakes are landing in homes across America
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AUTHORITIES FROM THE NORTH POLE ARE GROWING CONCERNED ABOUT THE NUMBER OF DISAPPEARING SNOWFLAKES
Snowfakes are landing in homes across America
Something is flaky about these diminutive snowfakes. Who is capable of plucking these delicate gems from the sky and preserving them? Why aren?t they melting long before they turn up in the perpetrator?s homes? Upon closer examination of these snowfakes, it appears they aren?t real. They?re FAKES!!!
Snowfakes? creators are a zany crew of artisans who are having fun with life and their new product. They have designed their (resin) Snowfakes after actual individual Snowflakes. They are going all out with this little deception and are touting them as 100% authentic on their website http://Snow-FAKES.com
?All of our snow flakes are harvested in mid-air by little elves in the North Pole. The snow flakes are then taken to our quality control and distribution center in Texas. Here everything from the snowflake?s color to it?s shape is inspected for quality. Rare yellow snowflakes are discarded immediately because we only sell snowflakes made from the purist H2O,? according to a delusional company representative.
This novel idea is reminiscent of the fun collectable toys of the mid 1980s and 1990s. Each SnowFake comes boxed with a certificate of authenticity (a la Cabbage Patch Kids with their birth certificates) and a magnifying glass.
The humourous nature of Snowfakes makes them perfect gag gifts or decorative items for the home. No matter how they are used , they are a guaranteed conversation starter or ice breaker.
Henry Flakes is the creative genius behind SnowFakes. The idea came to him as he sat on a park bench at a very low point in his life. It began to snow and a lovely delicate snowflake cascaded down from the heavens into the palm of his hand. For a moment his troubles melted away along with the snowflake.
?I want to bring the joy I felt to the world, says Flakes? By the way, we are not sure if his name is Flakes— it could be Fakes.
SnowFakes can be purchased for under $10 on h ttp://snow-FAKES.com
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Jul
20
How our Snow-Fakes are affecting Lives
Our snow-fakes affect lives! It seems like everyday someone is writing in or trying to locate our whereabouts to thank us personally for our snow-fake products and to share with us how these products have changed their lives. Just the other day as I was out driving our company car I must have seen at least 10 people giving me a big number 1 hand gesture while driving by. I couldn’t really hear what they were yelling because I was too busy trying to avoid other drivers that were trying to get me to pull-over. I think they were shouting Thank-You-As-A-whole! Not sure, but if you have a snow-fake life affecting story that you would like us to add here please email them to us at WeDontCare@snow-fakes.com
