Press Conference – August 19th, 2012

At you can buy 100% REAL Genuine North Pole Snowflakes. All of our snow flakes are harvested in mid-air by little elves in the North Pole. The snow flakes are then taken to our quality control and distribution center in Texas. Here everything from the snowflake’s color to it’s shape is inspected for quality. Rare yellow snowflakes are discarded immediately because we only sell snowflakes made from the purist H2O. Snowflakes that pass inspection are then packaged and shipped. Buy a snowflake today and have it delivered right to your door in time for Christmas.

Jungle Fever over Snow-Fakes!!!
August 2012 Employee Of The Month