Why Buy?

We realize that it’s hard for you to visualize just how breathtaking our snowfakes really are so here are some other reasons why you should buy a snowflake…

Reasons For Him…

Gifts for Her
  • Because the gift you bought her last year was offensive and ended up with you ironing your own cloths for a year.
  • You’re a cheap skate and are looking to get the biggest bang for your buck with out ending up in the dog house.
  • And if you happen to be on good terms with her now, it still wouldn’t hurt to earn a few extra brownies for those rainy days.
  • You should buy your snowflakes from us because we are the only ones selling you this fabulous product at a ridiculous price.

Reasons For Her...

Gifts for Him
  • Because if you buy him another tie he may hang himself.
  • You have been eyeballing a pair of shoes at the mall and have just enough money to purchase them if you buy him a snowflake.
  • You may want to store away some extra points for those future unplanned shopping sprees that he never seems to understand.
  • You should buy your snowflakes from us because we are the only ones selling you this fabulous product at a ridiculous price.

More reasons to buy a snowflake?

  • Because your kids are getting enough unhealthy candy this season from “Grandma Candy”.
  • You have already spent more money then you make in months on the gifts for under the tree, and still have stockings to stuff.
  • Buy one to use as a gag engagement gift. Throw it in a ring box and see what happens….. if you dare.
  • Perfect gift for the office Secret Santa gift exchange, because you know you would rather get a Snow-Fake then the ugly holiday tie you got from Suzie in Accounting last year. (At least its regiftable!)
  • Best stocking stuffer for families with multiple children. Good for both boys and girls, and you won’t have to drink a whole bottle of whiskey in your Egg Nog to drown out any whining about fairness.